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  • Published: 01 December 2019
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    Editor ► jackbontatibus
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  • Rahal Fan boy
    Rahal Fan boy  4 dias atrás

    11:03 she is wearing reflective glasses, at a poker table, so her opponents could look at the glasses and see her hand, that’s a facepalm

    • Little Aussie Kid
      Little Aussie Kid  Dia atrás

      I was gonna say dat

      • Sean Morrison
        Sean Morrison  Dia atrás

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        • Nikolas Maslan
          Nikolas Maslan  2 dias atrás

          Oh. Ooh. Oh OH! OOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!

          • HouseHoldAdventures
            HouseHoldAdventures  3 dias atrás

            It's impossible to see the cards in the glasses unless your an idiot and hold that up to your face. Professional poker players wear reflective sunglasses all the time. The sunglasses are worn not to keep people from seeing your eyes but to keep them from seeing where you are looking

            • GeneralMerten
              GeneralMerten  3 dias atrás

              ITS such a poker face that it isnt even a poker face anymore thats why she has nearly no chips left

              • ghost bna
                ghost bna  21 hora atrás

                lol I got notification for this only now

                • Sectoxarts
                  Sectoxarts  22 horas atrás

                  8:53 r/wooosh

                  • Solace Huntsman Studios

                    8:34 my dyslexia got the better of me right there.

                    • yeet hitter
                      yeet hitter  Dia atrás

                      2:41 The Leaning Tower of Piza: _Am I a joke to you?_

                      • typical guy
                        typical guy  Dia atrás

                        Meghan markel isn't allowed to close a car door cus she's a royal and she shouldn't do that

                        • Alex Potter
                          Alex Potter  Dia atrás

                          I feel dumber by watching this.

                          • JamesCPotter13
                            JamesCPotter13  Dia atrás

                            I think the Meghan thing is since she's part of the royal family, there should be people around for that sort of thing. Her closing the door herself helps keep her grounded in the eyes of the populace.

                            • Dansblackteeshirt
                              Dansblackteeshirt  Dia atrás

                              3:28 I swear i don't understand - they changed it in the second season but removing it completely?? that's bullcrap - come on Disney

                              • Jason Burroughs
                                Jason Burroughs  Dia atrás

                                Damien my dude the pound sign is actually called and octothorp

                                • Bionic Dragon
                                  Bionic Dragon  Dia atrás

                                  6:08 The secret ingredient is crime

                                  • i hate then world
                                    i hate then world  Dia atrás

                                    The Hawaii man had an extra because he knew something like that might happen

                                    • Dr.Who1980 Productions

                                      6:45 Very funny, but still it is Italy, there are floods occasionally.

                                      • LeonSnake
                                        LeonSnake  Dia atrás

                                        That girl who edited her face Is already super cute wtf you don't need to do that

                                        • SunSpot
                                          SunSpot  Dia atrás

                                          8:48 I'm in San Diego, can confirm

                                          • Lowkey Drowsy
                                            Lowkey Drowsy  Dia atrás

                                            10:10 IT WOULD COST A PRETTY PENNY

                                            • stickmasterpoop
                                              stickmasterpoop  Dia atrás

                                              Those airpods fake af

                                              • Logan Klaassen
                                                Logan Klaassen  Dia atrás

                                                6:34 this happed only once during black Friday i was surprised and it was one of those small cars so it barley fit

                                                • SpruceOaks
                                                  SpruceOaks  Dia atrás

                                                  The image at 4:11 is intentional design. Notice the brickwork is porous. They want the water to soak into the ground to recharge local water tables. But to avoid flooding, they raise drains like this as an overflow in heavy rain. This is quite common where I live, where we rely on groundwater.

                                                  • derpion derpson
                                                    derpion derpson  Dia atrás

                                                    CNN... a "professional" news network who can't tell tweeter apart for Facebook... is there ANY wonder people call them fake news?

                                                    • Cra-z Dez
                                                      Cra-z Dez  Dia atrás

                                                      When someone cuts kit kats instead of breaking it

                                                      • Cra-z Dez
                                                        Cra-z Dez  Dia atrás

                                                        OH NO I HATE THAT

                                                        • I'm wrong, but
                                                          I'm wrong, but  Dia atrás

                                                          6:46 that's fake, don't worry

                                                          • Gyvern
                                                            Gyvern  Dia atrás

                                                            9:20 non babyboomers are poor

                                                            • ClxudySky
                                                              ClxudySky  Dia atrás

                                                              That laugh is holy

                                                              • Extreme Doopy
                                                                Extreme Doopy  Dia atrás

                                                                Those are not AirPods. They are too long

                                                                • Owen16
                                                                  Owen16  Dia atrás

                                                                  Doot

                                                                  • The One The Only Chaise Coburn

                                                                    I stg I keep reading the video name as "SMALL PENIS SMALL BRAIN" and get disappointed in myself when it's not

                                                                    • W A L X
                                                                      W A L X  2 dias atrás

                                                                      0:50 Because in Britain for some stupid reason royalty can’t close car door and a bunch of other retarded- ass rules Some people go insane about whatever the royalty does

                                                                      • BacklightTerruvia
                                                                        BacklightTerruvia  2 dias atrás

                                                                        1:55 I think anyone who says a *fucking airconditioner* is *sexist* needs to be throwing in a damn *asylum*

                                                                        • wild productions
                                                                          wild productions  2 dias atrás

                                                                          i had my play back speed low and i thought i was some weird joke for 20seconds of the video-

                                                                          • jvo !!
                                                                            jvo !!  2 dias atrás

                                                                            5:29 r/woooosh

                                                                            • CriticalErr0r
                                                                              CriticalErr0r  2 dias atrás

                                                                              The “Mashy Taters” one slightly triggered me, ngl.

                                                                              • Jessie R
                                                                                Jessie R  2 dias atrás

                                                                                I never got the flu shot most of my friends don't have it it's actually not that bad ya I know it sounds like I'm a Karen but it's really not that bad

                                                                                • urnoobfreind
                                                                                  urnoobfreind  2 dias atrás

                                                                                  California refuses to follow federal law even though they demand millions in Federal tax dollars. Should be shut down. But are basically their own tyrannical government.

                                                                                  • Alex K
                                                                                    Alex K  2 dias atrás

                                                                                    There ia nothing as sad as replying to your own comment. 😅

                                                                                    • Alex K
                                                                                      Alex K  2 dias atrás

                                                                                      So true.

                                                                                      • noobmaster420
                                                                                        noobmaster420  2 dias atrás

                                                                                        car salesman: *slaps car roof* Meghan: *slams car door*

                                                                                        • Curtis LeBlanc
                                                                                          Curtis LeBlanc  2 dias atrás

                                                                                          7:22 Joker laugh. And, if I'm being honest, the face in the reflection looks more. . . human to me than the photoshopped one.

                                                                                          • Curtis LeBlanc
                                                                                            Curtis LeBlanc  2 dias atrás

                                                                                            0:25 Joker laugh

                                                                                            • Angel Yes my real name
                                                                                              Angel Yes my real name  2 dias atrás

                                                                                              Diseases are meant to weed out the weak

                                                                                              • WinterWarriorPlays
                                                                                                WinterWarriorPlays  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                K, how is the earth being 10,000 years old wrong? If you say carbon dating, just gunnu say carbon dating is extremely flawed. That’s also kind of insensitive to all creationists, I don’t thonk thst post about the school’s change in homework was a facepalm at all, but a great improvement

                                                                                                • Archangel Azrael
                                                                                                  Archangel Azrael  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                  Okay, seriously. I've been following emkay for a while now and I love the content, but you really need to stop with the anti religion things. it's not cool. People can believe what they want to believe without people looking down on their opinions.

                                                                                                  • Sophia Willis
                                                                                                    Sophia Willis  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                    She's wearing reflective glasses. That's a no-no in Poker.

                                                                                                    • Jayden P
                                                                                                      Jayden P  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                      So I had strep throat when I was supposed to get my flu shot the doctor said to wait till I feel better. One week later my cousin comes... Surprise I get some sort of sickness. I got the friking flu 🤦🏼‍♂️ Also 7:12 they need it to share their snake high score (duh)

                                                                                                      • Cody Maher
                                                                                                        Cody Maher  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                        0:00 if he just slips the headphones on doesn't that mean they were also on? Therefore both would be dead, facepalm

                                                                                                        • Ashton Morasch
                                                                                                          Ashton Morasch  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                          3:38 startled me so bad. Apparently hearing my name is scary. Thanks brain.

                                                                                                          • Big Daddy
                                                                                                            Big Daddy  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                            do black background, im getting blinded

                                                                                                            • Ramen Rampage
                                                                                                              Ramen Rampage  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                              Chief

                                                                                                              • Theoretical Hybrid
                                                                                                                Theoretical Hybrid  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                6:47 That woman did it as a satire criticism of the stupidity of gender reveals actually

                                                                                                                • •_emty _•
                                                                                                                  •_emty _•  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                  everytime Damien laughd i get 16 years added to my lifetime

                                                                                                                  • TONY COLT
                                                                                                                    TONY COLT  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                    Hey know I'm a little late to the video but you're ad pretty high-quality stuff there it was so good I sent through the whole thing and there you are your ad Revenue. by an Xbox Ambassador. Happy Holidays!

                                                                                                                    • jakegoodie
                                                                                                                      jakegoodie  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                      P

                                                                                                                      • jakegoodie
                                                                                                                        jakegoodie  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                        P

                                                                                                                        • Foxy Dash
                                                                                                                          Foxy Dash  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                          The rayband guy is more innocent

                                                                                                                          • Lucky Lamo
                                                                                                                            Lucky Lamo  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                            0:55 me when I get over 100 followers on instagram

                                                                                                                            • Dom s
                                                                                                                              Dom s  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                              Some of these are actually not a facepalm. If you knew where they were, or if there was a reason for something. I.e the guy with 2 headphones... Might have no battery

                                                                                                                              • ihate fortnite
                                                                                                                                ihate fortnite  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                                I think emkay is getting desperate for title jokes. Can you leave them out altogether

                                                                                                                                • potaterjim
                                                                                                                                  potaterjim  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                                  *economy turns to shit because it relies on money appearing out of thin air* “Millennials are buying less groceries AND less takeout! What is this madness?”

                                                                                                                                  • potaterjim
                                                                                                                                    potaterjim  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                                    Why would the houses tilt if the earth _wasnt_ flat?

                                                                                                                                    • Elijah Bowers
                                                                                                                                      Elijah Bowers  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                                      Iv got a doppleganger in Russia that partakes in Russian nation wide slap contests

                                                                                                                                      • IQ Ninja
                                                                                                                                        IQ Ninja  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                                        I think the guy was using the headphone for noise cancelling

                                                                                                                                        • Jojo L.
                                                                                                                                          Jojo L.  2 dias atrás

                                                                                                                                          Damien, I think the thing is colorized US bills don't exist