What R-Rated Acts Would Occur In The Harry Potter World? (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories)

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  • Storytime With Reddit
    Storytime With Reddit   Місяць тому

    Thanks for watching everyone

    • Morganpopstar! 0w0
      Morganpopstar! 0w0  Місяць тому

      FailerShino thanks!

      • Aries Darkmage2
        Aries Darkmage2  Місяць тому

        That was good but I have another idea try the invisibility spell and well used portkeys A full delivery system that fly and port from place to place deliver the day but wate and get charged for al that time they did nothing or put moving companies out of business

        • White Fox
          White Fox  Місяць тому

          Maledictus is probably either metamorphagusses ,animagi or people under the effects of polyjuice potion proceeding with the act to conceive while in an animal form.

          • Srosty
            Srosty  Місяць тому

            @FailerShino damn, you still comment?

            • Boxboss 21
              Boxboss 21  Місяць тому

              No u

              • FlamingScythe53
                FlamingScythe53  34 хвилини тому

                R for rape

                • paul scarvexx
                  paul scarvexx  3 години тому

                  Liquid luck contains heavy metals that build up and kill you if you take it too often. Gold is one, lead is another. You can't take more than a few days in your life.

                  • Cheshired Grin
                    Cheshired Grin  10 годин тому

                    This seems like a pedo-reddit....

                    • LogicalHalt - Gaming
                      LogicalHalt - Gaming  11 годин тому

                      so many people are making stupid theory’s read the books for fuck sake

                      • Matt Montegomery
                        Matt Montegomery  11 годин тому

                        ...invisibility cloak.

                        • Michael Hewitt
                          Michael Hewitt  12 годин тому

                          They forgot that the forth movie Snape caught a couple

                          • Jessica Roy
                            Jessica Roy  18 годин тому

                            Masturbating with a wand

                            • Tassadar2186
                              Tassadar2186  20 годин тому

                              Droogas. Seriously? Why can't this thing flipping say 'drugs' correctly?

                              • Isla Barker
                                Isla Barker  22 години тому

                                What confuses me is why didn't the Wizengamot use Veritaserum or Legilimency to see if Harry was lying or not. This could have been the case for Sirius as well.

                                • H0bbes
                                  H0bbes  День тому

                                  wizard weed

                                  • Levi Conway
                                    Levi Conway  День тому

                                    There's no way the wizarding world has birth control if they did there wouldn't be so many weaslys

                                    • Shandiesel1000
                                      Shandiesel1000  День тому

                                      I thought electricity messed with magic.

                                      • Shandiesel1000
                                        Shandiesel1000  16 годин тому

                                        Andrew Ames Huh, neat.

                                        • Andrew Ames
                                          Andrew Ames  18 годин тому

                                          Backwards; magic disrupts the functioning of electricity.

                                          • Milkdudd
                                            Milkdudd  2 дні тому

                                            Maximus Phallicus! *Procceds to become Brazzers' highest paid actor*

                                            • The Admiral
                                              The Admiral  2 дні тому

                                              So, to summarise the comments on inhumane and cruel punishments, they're simply too desensitised to extreme cruelty and to death.

                                              • Jakob Dokka
                                                Jakob Dokka  2 дні тому

                                                There is a reason that you dont hear of any divorces in the HP-verse

                                                • Ajc 7575
                                                  Ajc 7575  2 дні тому

                                                  If you could transfer someone’s memories to your own, does that mean someone probably paid a professor or other student to do it (either forcefully or not) with another student that they liked and then swapped memories with that person?

                                                  • Ajc 7575
                                                    Ajc 7575  2 дні тому

                                                    Are we not gonna talk about how that guy phrased love potions as “the perfect date r*pe drug.” A lot of this is phrased strangely.

                                                    • Canadian Ninja
                                                      Canadian Ninja  16 годин тому

                                                      I mean... making someone fall in love with you against their will is... not something one should be allowed to do. It would not be a far off term.

                                                      • uncletigger
                                                        uncletigger  3 дні тому

                                                        OMG are you idiots really deconstructing j.k.rowlings poorly written stories that she stole the plots and main character arcs of?. You do understand they are illogical even by their own internal logic, because she is a hack?. Of COURSE you can find "faults" in the logic of the "magic", the woman doesn't understand how to write.

                                                        • Hamasake Gagf
                                                          Hamasake Gagf  3 дні тому

                                                          the shool is probaly dosing the students whit neutering potions during the feasts . and the hagrids dad thing he actualy did that good of a job nailign the giantes that she came for seconds

                                                          • Bose-Einstein
                                                            Bose-Einstein  4 дні тому

                                                            People would totally be doing some kinky animagus sex. It's not like it's immoral since they are human under all that fur.

                                                            • Sean Pazdera
                                                              Sean Pazdera  4 дні тому

                                                              You can use fucking magic, why would people be worried about sex? Polyjuice Potion is extremely hard to make, even in her second year Hermione said she had never seen a more complicated potion, and it took her 2 months to make it. Also, there are negative effects if you drink too much Felix Felicis.

                                                              • shaunthegoat
                                                                shaunthegoat  4 дні тому

                                                                Wasnt jesus a wizard in the hp books?

                                                                • Unaya_the_Shadowkeeper
                                                                  Unaya_the_Shadowkeeper  5 днів тому

                                                                  im just gonna put it out there. but with moving pictures and such, Waifu body pillows are sure to be an exciting matter

                                                                  • that one guy
                                                                    that one guy  5 днів тому

                                                                    So, if a wizard was kept away from the wizarding world but still use their powers the government would probably track this poor human down and arrest them for no fucking reason, especially seeing as how this person is not a citizen of the wizarding world the government shouldn't have any say but probably will anyways and lets face it the only wizard prison is solitary where the guards can do anything they want to you, so in theory this persons life went from "look at this cool power i have" to "kill me I hate this awful prison"

                                                                    • Vence Ibul
                                                                      Vence Ibul  5 днів тому

                                                                      I need me some magical droogas.

                                                                      • Alegost1
                                                                        Alegost1  5 днів тому

                                                                        i´m wondering...... the polyjuice potions transforms someone into the form of someone else...... if you were to take the hair of a virgin, would the transformed person then be a virgin too for the duration of the transformation?

                                                                        • Bishop Rime
                                                                          Bishop Rime  5 днів тому

                                                                          Putting 6 ads in a 15 minute video

                                                                          • Nathan Pratt
                                                                            Nathan Pratt  6 днів тому

                                                                            (I still think it's awful and unthinkable) but- Would a love spell or potion actually be rape? Bc even if the person normally hates the person or doesnt like u if she has the love potion and wants it it's not like her hands are forced, she genuinely wants it even if she normally wouldn't

                                                                            • Unknown YouTuber
                                                                              Unknown YouTuber  7 днів тому

                                                                              I imagine there would be spells to become more well-endowed and possibly infertile. Harems would be common, especially in Slytherin and Hufflepuff. Slytherin would be BDSM, Hufflepuff would be DDLG. Lol

                                                                              • Brennan Hearn
                                                                                Brennan Hearn  7 днів тому

                                                                                Correction at 10:13 in the video: Accio isn't used with the wand.

                                                                                • Conrad Matheu
                                                                                  Conrad Matheu  7 днів тому

                                                                                  Felix felicus will poison you if taken in large doses.

                                                                                  • Billy Martin
                                                                                    Billy Martin  7 днів тому

                                                                                    The one about azkaban is explained, a dark wizard had the dementors there and they turned it to a prison abd they didnt stop despite realizing it was a bad idea

                                                                                    • Patrick Hoskin
                                                                                      Patrick Hoskin  7 днів тому

                                                                                      Rowling has said that orgies go on in the Hufflepuff common room. I imagine a lot of them are into herbology, and their common room is right next to the kitchen. So Hufflepuffs are probably getting high on crazy wizard plants, doing some crazy wizard fucking, and then going to the kitchens and getting the elves to make them a bunch of food.

                                                                                      • Gra'nz III
                                                                                        Gra'nz III  8 днів тому

                                                                                        Personally, I'd call people out on bullshit and if they get uppity, I'd say we can always settle this with a duel. They agree. I let them disarm me. They die. Because the wand is only a focal point. Without it, all the magic is unrestricted and all its potential is unleashed in one magical and violent blast at 100% of what I'm capable of doing. Without a specific element or form to bond to, it takes the form most fitting to the emotion, situation and individual. If a sorcerer is like a dam, their wand allows them to use the water like a super soaker or a hose. When you disarm me, you allow me to release all the water behind the dam at once. No one individual can stand up to that amount of magical force without plenty of preparation. And sense a wand is used as a focal point, you can't apply your full magical potential to a spell, in the same way you can't empty out a swimming pool using a garden hose at the same rate I can empty it by flipping it over. You can send Dementors, but it won't do you any good. Sense magical potential is raw magic, it has the magical properties of every spell. And sense a patronis is a spell made up of some of these magical properties it would have the same effect on them but on a much more massive scale. On top of that, if I've already decided to do this, I already made preparations for the long haul. I won't be going to Askaban, I'm destroying it. What prison will you send me to when there are none left standing? What executioner will you send after me, when I murder them all? By the time you find a way to stop me, I've already learned how to control my power. At that point, I know it's only a matter of time before someone figures it out, so I have to do something to eliminate options for whomever tries to stop me and keep finding new ways to hinder their progress, all the while discouraging them with a rising death toll. The higher the body count, the lower their moral and the more desperate and sloppy they become. Then when I obliterate the last opponent, the N word pass will be mine for me to destroy so racism can never be used to destroy society ever again...

                                                                                        • Dash Dashington
                                                                                          Dash Dashington  8 днів тому

                                                                                          drewugs

                                                                                          • WCraig
                                                                                            WCraig  8 днів тому

                                                                                            horcruxes made by cannibalism is a theory

                                                                                            • Soars22
                                                                                              Soars22  8 днів тому

                                                                                              Man, I'd love for a lot of these concepts to be explored by literally anyone besides J.K. Rowling. I don't trust her anymore to contribute anything cohesive or non-offensive to the narrative.

                                                                                              • Anakin Ericksen
                                                                                                Anakin Ericksen  8 днів тому

                                                                                                2:18 The books says that Umbridge knew what she was doing, and that it was illegal.

                                                                                                • Draganox Plays
                                                                                                  Draganox Plays  8 днів тому

                                                                                                  Tons of sex in Hogwarts

                                                                                                  • AL3X042399
                                                                                                    AL3X042399  9 днів тому

                                                                                                    I didn’t know I needed this video but..... but I guess I did.

                                                                                                    • EariosRandomness
                                                                                                      EariosRandomness  9 днів тому

                                                                                                      in regards to the felix felicis thing, i would probably brew it in large amounts and use it whenever I'm doing something important (interview, date, etc) so I don't mess up and embarrass myself

                                                                                                      • moonknight87
                                                                                                        moonknight87  9 днів тому

                                                                                                        Regarding the werewolf guy, he should have downed a case of Budweiser those are called sliver bullets. He could have used those to keep the beast within at bay

                                                                                                        • Mason S.
                                                                                                          Mason S.  9 днів тому

                                                                                                          The fact that Centaurs were probably made from a wizard fucking a horse.

                                                                                                          • Lucas Fisher
                                                                                                            Lucas Fisher  9 днів тому

                                                                                                            Most of this was sex

                                                                                                            • Keller weskier
                                                                                                              Keller weskier  9 днів тому

                                                                                                              Fetus Deletus!

                                                                                                              • Bozz365 s
                                                                                                                Bozz365 s  9 днів тому

                                                                                                                The way you make a horcrux is probably by using the blood of the person you just killed and then literally throwing up part of your soul which is probably extremely PAINFUL and then after that taking the soul of heart of said dead person and crushing it so the blood infuses your soul into the item all the while your chanting the horcrux spell

                                                                                                                • Tasty Bacon
                                                                                                                  Tasty Bacon  9 днів тому

                                                                                                                  Nnnng! Winggardium Leviosaah! STAHHP Nnnnnnnnggggg!

                                                                                                                  • twomoons
                                                                                                                    twomoons  9 днів тому

                                                                                                                    Sex

                                                                                                                    • Ruukas9
                                                                                                                      Ruukas9  10 днів тому

                                                                                                                      Now, i understand why this book banned in cristian schools.

                                                                                                                      • EpicLazyKing
                                                                                                                        EpicLazyKing  10 днів тому

                                                                                                                        Droogus

                                                                                                                        • dylan bellerose
                                                                                                                          dylan bellerose  11 днів тому

                                                                                                                          Robot Chicken also made an interesting point. Students learning to become animagus in order to have sex with animals. So you can imagine a student who was able to turn into a goat would go find an actual goat and have sex with it as a goat or you had the ability to turn into a cat and so you find a cat on the streets and you f*** it. Then you turn back into a human and then you find out that the animals that you've boned end up having children so now technically you're a father now.

                                                                                                                          • Alyssa May
                                                                                                                            Alyssa May  11 днів тому

                                                                                                                            Okay but what about all the muggle parents? What the hell would they think about the school. Hermione just comes home after her first year and goes, “Oh yeah, so we nearly died trying to prevent an evil wizard from becoming immortal.” Any sane parent would pull them out of school ASAP. Even if Hermione didn’t say anything about it, which is likely, she’d still show signs that something really messed up happened. Also that school does next to nothing to insure safety. They allow students to go into a dangerous forest as punishment with a man who was expelled from the school, there’s a very simple lock on a door that houses a three-headed dog, a tree that can kill you on school grounds, staircases that have false stairs you have to jump over, deadly plants and animals are left around children without a care, they don’t try to evacuate children from the school until the basilisk attempts to kill a half dozen people, among so many other things.

                                                                                                                            • Hi Guys
                                                                                                                              Hi Guys  11 днів тому

                                                                                                                              “Yeetus feetus deletus”

                                                                                                                              • Caitlin Brewer
                                                                                                                                Caitlin Brewer  11 днів тому

                                                                                                                                Sure...but do we really care about what happened to Umbrage?

                                                                                                                                • Ian Tan
                                                                                                                                  Ian Tan  12 днів тому

                                                                                                                                  For the Horcrux one, I do not quite agree with the supposed gore. I think it’s more mental gore than physical, Voldemort has accidentally turned Harry into a Horcrux without preparation and while dead. Could the Horcrux have different means of creation, though?

                                                                                                                                  • Nyghtking
                                                                                                                                    Nyghtking  12 днів тому

                                                                                                                                    Erectus Defectus

                                                                                                                                    • Elite Arsenal
                                                                                                                                      Elite Arsenal  12 днів тому

                                                                                                                                      If any students knew about the room of requirement, they could very easily hold orgies in there without much fear of being found

                                                                                                                                      • Deku-sama
                                                                                                                                        Deku-sama  12 днів тому

                                                                                                                                        hitler used battle magic magitions refeces

                                                                                                                                        • Thawk Gaming
                                                                                                                                          Thawk Gaming  13 днів тому

                                                                                                                                          I see where J.K Rowling got her inspiration