Monologue: I'm a Crook, So What? | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

  • Published: 16 November 2019
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Comments • 4 649

  • Flame Wolf97
    Flame Wolf97  2 godzin temu

    not a fan of trump but they are trying to impeach this guy every ten minutes lol. the government has way to much power so impeach every president. and when the dems get in office you know the Republicans are gonna try to impeach them then we are gonna hear the same shit from the other side. bill maher will be defending his side 100% both sides SUCK

    • Lewis Wray
      Lewis Wray  8 godzin temu

      Bill Maher = Shit stain

      • Ms Sandhu
        Ms Sandhu  19 godzin temu

        Look, Bill Maher! I found a female version of you (btw I am a big fan of your show):

        • Rocket Missile
          Rocket Missile  19 godzin temu

          Maher is a Satanic pedophile. His production company is called..."Kid Love Productions". SICK!

          • Dale Hauk
            Dale Hauk  Dzień temu

            Censor mitch and impeachment a slam dunk

            • Bone Dust
              Bone Dust  2 dni temu

              Bill Maher is such a dunce. Why would anybody watch such a moron. Go host a game show.

              • jon schwindt
                jon schwindt  2 dni temu

                Why does he touch his own face so much?

                • Yes Sir!
                  Yes Sir!  2 dni temu

                  This is the guy who wanted Avenatti as the US president...

                  • David Pugh
                    David Pugh  2 dni temu

                    It looks as if more than half the Americans shit their pants and then denied it.

                    • Tim Dog
                      Tim Dog  3 dni temu

                      For sure, a draft dodging dotard

                      • jashane stone
                        jashane stone  4 dni temu

                        America is the laughingstock of all Nations.. "Love your president??" I think not.. 🖕🏾😏

                        • psycleen
                          psycleen  4 dni temu

                          hedge your hedge

                          • Shannon E
                            Shannon E  5 dni temu

                            Bill, you look great! and so hot🔥in those black suits! It's weird but I evidently have a Bill Maher/Black suit and tie❤

                            • bluegold21
                              bluegold21  6 dni temu

                              Q: What commits an impeachable offence during an impeachment hearing...drum roll...A Russian doll.

                              • Clark Gordon
                                Clark Gordon  6 dni temu

                                he' just less of a crook than the others, everything is fixed, presidents are selected not elected

                                • Jack Glenn
                                  Jack Glenn  7 dni temu

                                  the only Jello they'll nail to the wall is Bill Cosby lol

                                  • Thuy Tran
                                    Thuy Tran  8 dni temu

                                    I like. Your show

                                    • harry bonic
                                      harry bonic  8 dni temu

                                      Squeal time with Swill player.

                                      • Deborah Linton
                                        Deborah Linton  9 dni temu

                                        Hey Bill there are some serious children on your platform. Miss your intelligence..

                                        • Tugboat Slugs
                                          Tugboat Slugs  9 dni temu

                                          We are all asking this... What is your plan for this country other than bashing Trump? Soon he will be gone regardless and we have nothing to offer as a suitable fix for our broken country.

                                          • Rick Slade
                                            Rick Slade  9 dni temu

                                            I have a message to all of you pathetic crybaby liberals that are commenting/reading on here. Nothing you say or do will ever change the fact that Hillary Clinton lost in 2016 and Donald Trump is president of the United States. Furthermore, nothing you pathetic idiots say or do will change the fact that we have appointed over 150 right wing lifetime federal judges that will be imposing our will on the country for the next 40 years including the Supreme Court of the United States. You will never get that free college, you will never get universal healthcare, Daca will be repealed over the next couple months by the supreme court and all of those little invaders will be bounced back to whatever Third World shit holes they came from. Remember my name and my comment because I will be back on here when Trump wins in a landslide in 2020 to remind all of you what a bunch of pathetic liberal losers you are😂😂😂 #YOULOSTLIBERALSCUM🇺🇸

                                            • Hacks Construction
                                              Hacks Construction  9 dni temu

                                              H el💦Ø = HBO = HO ME el💦ØX Ø FF ice 💦🔥♨ HOME BOX OFFICE

                                              • Kathleen LaCroix
                                                Kathleen LaCroix  10 dni temu

                                                Lock Him up

                                                • FOUNDUPS TV
                                                  FOUNDUPS TV  10 dni temu

                                                  #AndrewYang is the only Dem pulling I Trump2020 fringe votes

                                                  • Tom Barron
                                                    Tom Barron  10 dni temu

                                                    If you talk like Bull Maher you are the sick one.

                                                    • KorpsePaintKlown
                                                      KorpsePaintKlown  10 dni temu

                                                      Dennis kinda looks like an evil Patton Oswalt

                                                      • Keith Putnam
                                                        Keith Putnam  10 dni temu

                                                        Unbelievably, the " I'm a crook,so what?", defense is working. I'ts just so out there,no one ever thought to use it before this clown.People seem to be kinda glazing over now, the endless stream of ridiculous bullshit that spews from him,just reinforces his scary 'chosen one' status amongst the proletariat.Cheers!

                                                        • nasir ibrahim
                                                          nasir ibrahim  11 dni temu

                                                          This dude is so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

                                                          • Rhonda s
                                                            Rhonda s  11 dni temu

                                                            I’m voting for Trump!

                                                            • M
                                                              M  11 dni temu

                                                              What they are missing as an example in this scenario is that Hitler made up an alternative reality also, and fed it to the people, and people believed him and pledged allegiance to HIM, just as Trump also requires of his followers. Hitler said there was a Jewish Cabal, and fed the country a grand conspiracy theory and Germany bought it, and we all know where it went from there. Trump is a ruthless American dictator and will destroy those that go against him...simple as that! That is why the leaders of the GOP stay in a fantasy with this meglomaniac!

                                                              • manyonezerometalsmyth 66

                                                                Good is that common force that regulates the finer things in life, which are all evil, and sometimes too perverse for a common good.

                                                                • Alexander Burawa
                                                                  Alexander Burawa  11 dni temu

                                                                  ttump is a walking, talking felony.

                                                                  • Miriam Spillane
                                                                    Miriam Spillane  11 dni temu

                                                                    Christ, he loves adulation, but funny.

                                                                    • Hairy Mary
                                                                      Hairy Mary  11 dni temu

                                                                      Dirty mouth Maher.

                                                                      • BundesRepublic Murica
                                                                        BundesRepublic Murica  11 dni temu

                                                                        Jim Jordan is really slimy. I think he’ll get his in due time. Roger stone oy!

                                                                        • Chairita Harrell
                                                                          Chairita Harrell  12 dni temu

                                                                          How smart can you be 🤣🤣🤣🤣

                                                                          • David Montbriand
                                                                            David Montbriand  12 dni temu

                                                                            Trump’s only defense, “I’m a crook so what?”

                                                                            • Randy Lundrigan
                                                                              Randy Lundrigan  12 dni temu

                                                                              The enemies of the United States know that 4 more years of Trump will destroy the very fiber of life, social and political, in this beacon of hope and stability to the rest of the world for these many decades. With Mr. Trump openly soliciting foreign interference as President, his Seria disgrace and the destruction of the inner systems of checks and balances with no regard for any negative consequence all but confirms to me that we should all bend over and kiss our, ass, present life goodbye because we are all F...ed!"

                                                                              • Mark Maiuri
                                                                                Mark Maiuri  12 dni temu

                                                                                Jim Jordan is such a fuck up!

                                                                                • Rakinjo2
                                                                                  Rakinjo2  12 dni temu

                                                                                  How drunk was Bill during this shoot? He's barely coherent.

                                                                                  • Ingrid Dubbel
                                                                                    Ingrid Dubbel  11 dni temu

                                                                                    He's perfectly coherent.

                                                                                    • Anthropos
                                                                                      Anthropos  12 dni temu

                                                                                      NEW IRON CURTAIN A S A P

                                                                                      • Robertw
                                                                                        Robertw  13 dni temu

                                                                                        Ya the rebublicans are really taking the party down I think debate is healthy but the gop can’t survive this

                                                                                        • themetal
                                                                                          themetal  13 dni temu

                                                                                          This is why I have disconnected from all tRump supporters. If they are so ignorant that they still can't see how ethically, morally and politically corrupt this orange pile of s**t sitting in the Whitehouse is, I don't want to be near them. Dumb fools like that are dangerous to be around.

                                                                                          • abeismain
                                                                                            abeismain  13 dni temu

                                                                                            This is the last week of videos?

                                                                                            • ronmiller.283
                                                                                              ronmiller.283  13 dni temu

                                                                                              Child trafficking more than you know ?

                                                                                              • Sanctum Sanctorum
                                                                                                Sanctum Sanctorum  13 dni temu

                                                                                                Trump is what you would get if Lex Luthor & Brainiac got together and created a child in a lab and fed it a steady diet of nothing but dumb sandwiches. And it ended up being genetically engineering without an anus and super tiny baby like hands. 😂 True story!!

                                                                                                • lenne02
                                                                                                  lenne02  14 dni temu

                                                                                                  I hope Stone never ever walks free on US streets.

                                                                                                  • lenne02
                                                                                                    lenne02  14 dni temu

                                                                                                    Before Trump I didn't know that an American president can be that stupid and is being elected.

                                                                                                    • TacTeamYAH
                                                                                                      TacTeamYAH  14 dni temu

                                                                                                      You communist liberals are very good at making yourselves look stupid.

                                                                                                      • Anthropos
                                                                                                        Anthropos  12 dni temu

                                                                                                        lots of work lately, Boris?.. lol

                                                                                                        • Aric Lemont
                                                                                                          Aric Lemont  14 dni temu

                                                                                                          If you're a crook, you go to jail. Sadly you still have a show Bill

                                                                                                          • Chris DiDomenico
                                                                                                            Chris DiDomenico  14 dni temu

                                                                                                            Wrong again Bill , still a shitbag liar i see. You are why i canceled hbo lmao lmao.

                                                                                                            • michael murratti
                                                                                                              michael murratti  14 dni temu

                                                                                                              What the F**K is your Career? Bashing and Whining about TRUMP? Go F**K YOURSELF...ASSHOLE!

                                                                                                              • Sean o mahony
                                                                                                                Sean o mahony  14 dni temu

                                                                                                                Enjoy your vacation you do deserve it. God bless you

                                                                                                                • breathagain
                                                                                                                  breathagain  14 dni temu

                                                                                                                  Liberals should leave the bitter angry hateful leftist plantation..."what do you have to loose?"

                                                                                                                  • Daniel Castillo
                                                                                                                    Daniel Castillo  15 dni temu

                                                                                                                    Bill Maher.. Not funny

                                                                                                                    • zorak
                                                                                                                      zorak  15 dni temu

                                                                                                                      Slipped up admitting that the audience is completely clueless of their own sides fuck ups lol

                                                                                                                      • Paul Davenport
                                                                                                                        Paul Davenport  15 dni temu

                                                                                                                        Ignorance is... not knowing. Stupidity is... not understanding. Supporting trump is... both.

                                                                                                                        • James Burke
                                                                                                                          James Burke  15 dni temu

                                                                                                                          the uker rain , whose the idiot?

                                                                                                                          • Pam Miner
                                                                                                                            Pam Miner  15 dni temu

                                                                                                                            I sure hope we can get rid of him. And To try to put our country’s morals and values and reputation.

                                                                                                                            • Lorraine smith
                                                                                                                              Lorraine smith  16 dni temu

                                                                                                                              Bill Maher yo7r a ass!